Theoretically Speaking (Just the beginning)
Wednesday, August 06, 2008 Edit This 11 Comments »
I want to start by saying that the research that I've done on these topic were limited to maybe two to four people. There is no room for disputes.....LOL! I am soo super smart that I come up with these theory's in a matter of minutes....
1. For every hairy dark skinned man there are 59.52 hairy light skinned men. This one came about when I saw three super hairy light skinned men in a matter of hours... My brother is one of them and the others are friends. You just don't see to many hairy dark skinned men around. Maybe the light skinned men need it to protect them from the sun? Who knows. Maybe dark skinned hairy men are an endangered bunch.
2. It is possible that someone can multiply and not be fruitful. My cousin with 7 kids and 6 baby daddies and my friends cousins man that has 15 kids with 7 baby mommas. They've multiplied but that sho ain't fruitful. What can possibly be fruitful about having so many kids by so many folk. That aint right. No it ain't.
3. 97% of Caucasian people who live in predominately African American neighborhoods have Dogs. I know that black people love dogs but, our fellow Caucasian brothers and sisters love them even more. And if they live in a black neighborhood, you are more likely to see them walking a dog. Christian Lander agrees with me too. Ok he doesn't take it to the extent that I do. Hardly anyone ever takes it to the extent I do...
Be on the look out for more theory's when a subject inspires me...... If you have any theories please respond and let me know. Perhaps this will become a movement....Deep!
1. For every hairy dark skinned man there are 59.52 hairy light skinned men. This one came about when I saw three super hairy light skinned men in a matter of hours... My brother is one of them and the others are friends. You just don't see to many hairy dark skinned men around. Maybe the light skinned men need it to protect them from the sun? Who knows. Maybe dark skinned hairy men are an endangered bunch.
2. It is possible that someone can multiply and not be fruitful. My cousin with 7 kids and 6 baby daddies and my friends cousins man that has 15 kids with 7 baby mommas. They've multiplied but that sho ain't fruitful. What can possibly be fruitful about having so many kids by so many folk. That aint right. No it ain't.
3. 97% of Caucasian people who live in predominately African American neighborhoods have Dogs. I know that black people love dogs but, our fellow Caucasian brothers and sisters love them even more. And if they live in a black neighborhood, you are more likely to see them walking a dog. Christian Lander agrees with me too. Ok he doesn't take it to the extent that I do. Hardly anyone ever takes it to the extent I do...
Be on the look out for more theory's when a subject inspires me...... If you have any theories please respond and let me know. Perhaps this will become a movement....Deep!
11 What's on Your Write Mind?:
I love this post and your research ;-)
( and yes, number 3 is right-I have no idea why...but I can verify your research...lol....and yes...I have a dog...and 2 cats ......and whatever else wonders my way ;-)
Now I was going to come see you.....I felt guilty...yup...I ran out of steam...I finished the Dreaded Junk drawer in the Kitchen...and the Dark Scary Hall closet...and even the coat closet...and I did do my bedroom..and repainted and cleaned out the bathroom...and then I ran out of steam...I was thinking I bet that Sandy is still on a roll...and then I saw you too slowed down - so I feel better....I might try to photograph my world's smallest bathroom this weekend and put it on the blog...But you still have the coolest bathroom....seriously....
Okay off to keep reading ...love your blog ;-)
okay here is my theory :::
About picking up doggie poo...followup to number 3...Women are MUCH better at picking up their doggie poo....me and my flipflops have stepped in the evidence.....jus sayin'.....
;-)
Mmmh hmm, great researching there Sandy. And I agree with all of them.
BTW my brothers would fall into the light hairy men category (not that you're interested, but I thought to share anyway)
Hey I've lost your email address :( Can you email me again? You on facebook? I wanted to look you up and couldn't remember your last name...if you're on look for me, you'll find me easy :)
enigma-i wish i had room in my place for a fish or even a picture of an animal :) I have slowed down but your inspiration is about to kick it into full gear. fear not grasshopper you will soon be motivated again by your organizing sensei.. LOL! by the way. congratulate yourself you did a whole lot! as for your theory, women are better at a whole lot of stuff poo picking included.. :)
Maff - hey lady...glad to see that we both have hairy siblings :) I am not on facebook but i was for like 15 minutes, got frustrated and canceled my account... sad, I have no patience....my email is sandy_12572@hotmail.com
I enjoyed visiting your blog and am adding you to my blogroll!!
Hi Trina ---I am going to add you too. I love your blog and how you express yourself....
LOL - you got me over here cracking up. I'm thinking like, "yea, this is too true." LOL
i aint got no sense darius! :)
My friend who lives in Columbia Heights reports that his neighborhood is now populated by an inordinate number of white people "with their dogs and yoga mats."
oh yes Lita Lita... Yoga too indeed the funny thing is that I've taken it up a bit too... I didn't give it a chance before and I really like it.. :) i miss you lady bug! :)
Sandy,
I am SO sorry I ain't been ova here in a minute! I LOVE the new look of the place!! You GO!!
Okay, I gotta theory. I talked to one of my friends about this before. Two REALLY attractive people usually don't have a REALLY attractive child. If they are both just literally drop dead gorgeous, their child won't be. The really drop dead gorgeous folks seem to be a product of at least one "so-so" person. Sometimes both are "so-so", or one is really cute and the other is fairly unattractive and then BAM --- they'll have a drop dead gorgeous offspring. Silly, I know. But just think about it!:)
Michele
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